ridiculouspicturesofcelinedion:

presenting: the volturi

ohfuckohfuckohfuck I have not laughed so hard in a very long time.

ridiculouspicturesofcelinedion:

presenting: the volturi

ohfuckohfuckohfuck I have not laughed so hard in a very long time.

notveryraven:

This is Bebe (L) and me (R) living in harmony in spite of our differing opinions on the cats vs. dogs debate

TICK!

notveryraven:

This is Bebe (L) and me (R) living in harmony in spite of our differing opinions on the cats vs. dogs debate

TICK!

eight minutes into my second viewing of Up and I’m already crying

notveryraven:

Thug Life.

This could not speak to me more. 

fortmyers:

barrymaurices:

re-blog if this is familiar lol

 HAHAHA

fortmyers:

barrymaurices:

re-blog if this is familiar lol

 HAHAHA

I have wanted this hat for 13 years.

I have wanted this hat for 13 years.

(via cassthephat)

My cat actually ate my homework.

My cat actually ate my homework.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL AT ALL OF THIS. FUUUUCCCCKKKK. 

Gabourey Sidibe is really fucking awful on The Big C. 

I had a dream where I was meeting up with 2 of my uncles on my dad’s side who I’ve never met and never seen photos of. We were meeting up, presumably in England, and we were sitting in some sort of town square thing, with lots of deck-ish tables and chairs, and people all around. My uncle John looked like a taller version of my dad, almost BFG tall, but not quite, and my other uncle, Andrew, was Hugh Laurie.

So we were chatting for a while, and then I went into a big bar where Noel Fielding was playing a concert(?), he was playing the guitar and I was singing along in the front row to some song I know the words to but can’t remember. A girl came up to me and asked me if I wrote the song, and I said ‘No,’ but then I suddenly remembered that I had written a Subway jingle, so I told her. I remember being pretty excited about this.

And then I realised that I’d been gone for a while, and that I should probably meet up with my Uncles, so I ran outside and found them. Then we were walking, and ended up on this cricket pitch, where I think everything was either very dry, or we were all in sepia. They were telling me that we were going to meet up with another relation (possibly an aunt?) who happened to be the sister of the Prince of Wales, but it was like she had time travelled from the 1930’s.

So we decided to play cricket, and I said that I would collect all the cricket balls that were scattered around the grounds. So I started collecting them, but half way through I realised that they were turning into some full and some 1/2 empty strawberry punnets. And as I was walking back to them with my arms full of strawberry punnets, I woke up.

And that was my dream.